Classifications: Section V
41. rokken
Exactly.
- Mulletude: 10
- Aggressiveness: 10
- Hobbies: rokken till the kowz cum home
- Sightings: South Carolina
- Favorite Band: his own. always.
2. too cool for a mullet
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but the mulletude is very apparent. extra bonus for the white jean shirt being unbuttoned, and what appears to be a fine beverage of the milwaukee variety.
- Mulletude: 7.5
- Aggressiveness: 10
- Hobbies: sneerin', hustlin', fuckin' bitches in the shitter
- Sightings: where the t-tops rokk all night long, and the withdrawl method is 100% effective
- Favorite Band: Foghat
43. handimullet
be warned!
- Mulletude: 0
- Aggressiveness: 00
- Hobbies: burnin' rubber
- Sightings: zipping, zooming, shooting
- Favorite Band: Kids of Whitney High
44. i don't want to know
keep your comments to yourself please.
- Mulletude: ?
- Aggressiveness: ?
- Hobbies: multitasking
- Sightings: mi casa
- Favorite Band: Longshot (Tracy, CA)
45. too much blow
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don't feel like writing this week. here's a cool pic, though.
- Mulletude: 8
- Aggressiveness: 5
- Hobbies: mr. brownstone
- Sightings: (vomit)
- Favorite Band: GNR
Note:this is when things begin to change...
-j.
46. slushy
there is no void to fill.
- Mulletude: 10
- Aggressiveness: 4
- Hobbies: drinks at night, shakes in the morning
- Sightings: dank spots
- Favorite Band: Steve Perry
47. Townie
bringing new meaning to the term, "it's a small world".
- Mulletude: 10
- Aggressiveness: 10
- Hobbies: hootin', hollerin'
- Sightings: too close for comfort
- Favorite Band: billy ray cyrus
48. prison handles
good for leverage.
49. christianmullet
even if it isn't a mullet, it's a mighty fine picture.
- Mulletude: 0
- Aggressiveness: 1
- Hobbies: misinterpretations, arguing, false idols
- Sightings: upstate NY
- Favorite Band: Stryper
50. big, fat, dumb, mullet (with mustache)
this fat mullet reminds me of an experience at a Citizen Fish show while back.
this big, fat mullet was there. his mullet was permed, it's length flowed seamlessly down to his lower back. he kept undulating arhythmically to the music in front of me whilst stepping on my feet. this is when i only had paper stickers from kinkos that said "Mullet Pride." i stuck one on his back.
as the show progressed he was "moshing" around the place, knocking girls over and angering their coldneck boyfriends. at the end of the show i discovered much to my delight that the sticker was tangled in his mullet. i was hoping he would have to cut it out.
alas, no camera.
- Mulletude: 10
- Aggressiveness: 10
- Hobbies: nonchalance, wrecking balls, stomping
- Sightings: 924 Gilman Street
- Favorite Band: Meatloaf