21. Skullet-this subspecies of mullet refuses to let go of its cherished plumage. Too many years of Pabst Blue Ribbon and 7-11 hookers have made this mullet confused and nonsensical. What isn't on top, it more than makes up for in the back. It keeps its locks locked-up in a ponytail for good luck and to keep the chicks hot.

This guy was sitting next to me in the computer lab at school and wouldn't let me use his scanner (1 of the 2 that were working out of all 4) even though he wasn't using it and could've used a computer without one.

After a long story and some shenanigans, I was kicked out of the computer lab by a guy with a hairy back, a pony tail, and bad breath. He took his job very seriously; he had a business card and everything.

And now, the just desserts are yours, stinky-skullet-manL the world laughs with you. bbwwwahahahahahahahahahahahaa.

I'm not bitter.