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2. CamaroMullet: The CamaroMullet used to have full reign
over the mullet brethren, but that was back in the 70's and 80's.
This species has fallen from grace since, but can still be seen
enjoying NASCAR events and shopping at Kragen, or up in the attic
cooking up crank. Distinguishing features include: a molester mustache
(peach fuzzy), tight-fitting acid wash jeans, and an ever-present
key ring hanging from the belt loop.
Feel the mulletude emanating through your computer screen from
this rare pic.
It is not recommended you confront the CamaroMullet, for they are
very aggressive and cannot be hurt (this might be due to the frequent
use of methamphetamines, angel dust, etc.).
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Mulletude: 10
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Aggressiveness: 10
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Hobbies: primering cars, bar fights, picking scabs,
losing teeth.
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Sightings: Kragen, Grand Auto, working on a Camaro
on their front lawn.
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Favorite Band: AC DC
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